What's the Difference Between A Pregnant Woman and a Light bulb?!

Question: you can unscrew a light bulb.lol

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Answers: you can unscrew a light bulb.lol

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Light bulbs won't give birth to a little bundle of joy.

Or.

You can unscrew a light bulb, but cannot "unscrew" a woman.
Which is slang for... you know. Stuff.

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light bulb wont grow larger :D

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In response to the second one... "Hey, you wanna go in and get sh*t-faced?"

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