What is the best blond joke you have ever heard?!
Question: What do you call a blond doing a head stand?
a burnett with bad breath
Answers: What do you call a blond doing a head stand?
a burnett with bad breath
How can you tell a blond is having a bad day???
There is a tampon behind her ear!!!
The best blond joke out there:
How many blonde jokes are there?
None. They're all true
There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office.
Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too.
The boss left and so did they. The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date. The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left.
The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again.
"No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught!"
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money
20 blonds and 1 brunette were walking across a bridge, and the bridge collapsed, they were all hanging by one rope over the edge. one of the blonds says, "one of us has to let go, this rope can't hold all of us!" the brunette volunteered. and the blonds were so happy that she did that they all clapped.
a blond went to the store and saw crocodile boots, she didn't like the price, "i'll go and kill a crocodile and get my own boots!" the salesman got worried, he tried to convince her to not go after a crocodile but she wouldn't listen. he followed her to the swamp, and when he finally arrived he found the blond in knee deep water with a gun, a crocodile was coming right toward her, she shoot it right between the eyes. she dragged it to a pile of already killed crocodiles and turned it over on it's belly. dumbstruck, the salesman was watching nearby, as the blond screamed, "F***! this one doesn't have any boots on either!"
There was a blond, brunette, and a redhead standing in front of a magic mirror. If you said something right you won a million dollars, if you said something wrong you disappeared. The brunette went to the mirror and said I think I'm the smartest girl in the world and she won a million dollars. The redhead went up to the mirror and said I think I'm the prettiest girl in the world and she won a million dollars. The blond went up to the mirror and said I think... and she disappeared.
theres a electronic store that dont sell to blondes, b/c they think there gonna mess up there stuff. so i blonde walks in and goes to an employee and says
"i would like to buy that microwave"
"Sorry we dont sell to blondes" he said
**the next day**
shes walks in with a brunette wig.
"i would like to but that microwave"
"sorry we dont sell to blondes"
andd she walks out confused.
**the next day**
she gets a red wig
the same thing happened
she got confused and screamed
"HOW DO U KEEP KNOWING IM A BLONDE!!!!!"
and he said, "cuz thats a tv"