Why did O.J. simpson cross the road?!

Question: to get his "stolen items" back

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Answers: to get his "stolen items" back

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to get to the sports memorabilia on the other side hahaha

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To rob the memorabilia dealer.

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to kill his family!
?

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To go from one court trial to another.

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he didnt the fat retard drove across

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He was running from the white Bronco...IDk!

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macy's had a sale on small black gloves

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To prove that he was chicken?

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well, if you asked him he'd probably say he 'didn't'
...just like he's denyed other things...

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