Monthly Blonde Achievements. Stars Plz??!
Question: January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Couldn't go snowboarding, Florida has no mountains!
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "3-5 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car got swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!
Star if you liked please!
Answers: January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Couldn't go snowboarding, Florida has no mountains!
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "3-5 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car got swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!
Star if you liked please!
lol
the best one there was the Kool-Aid one.
My turn with a blonde joke
This husband was deciding what to get his blonde wife for their anniversary. Then he thought he should get her a cell-phone. Now this is the first time she would ever have a cell-phone.
On the day of the anniversary, He gave her the cell phone. She was playing games with it, changing ringtones, wallpaper, and all that stuff.
The next day she went to Wal-Mart, and her husband decided to call her. So he did, and she picked up. In the conversation, the wife says, 'Yeah, this is a great phone. But how did you know I was in Wal-Mart'?
This blonde became so sick of blonde jokes that she got her hair cut and dyed brown.
The next weekend she went on a road-trip. When she got away from traffic and everyone else, there were sheep crossing the road in front of her. Then the lady said to the shephard, 'If i can count all the sheep in your flock, can i take one'? shephard, 'Sure, why not'. About five seconds later, she says, '473'. The shephard was astounded, she was right. He kept his promise, and let her take a sheep. After several minutes of careful selection, woman chooses a sheep that was the cutest and most playful of the herd.
Then the shephard says, 'If I can guess your true hair color, can I have my dog back'?
lol, good jokes
i love march xD
very funny star fo youu
Those are good! ;)
funnnyyyy.
star. :]
Sounds like the idiot named Paris Hilton.
very very very veyr good doog good
lol funny u get a star
well i had a good laugh
thank you very much
i was asked a blond for a date
she said sorry i have none but heres an apple
i like april,may,july, september, october, and december
LOL
Liked December a lot.
These are very good, 10/10.
Funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Bwahaha.
omg that is soo funny!! i luv march and december!!
lol