Joke :] To Cheer People Up ;]...?!
Question: There's this man, he has 2 girlfriends. One called Lorraine, one called Deidre. He really likes Deidre, and isn't too sure about Lorraine. Suddenly one day, Lorraine is hit by a bus, and she dies in hospital. The man is upset, what does he say to himself?
I can see Deidre now Lorraine Has gone!
(I can see clearly now the rain has gone) < Song tune :]
Answers: There's this man, he has 2 girlfriends. One called Lorraine, one called Deidre. He really likes Deidre, and isn't too sure about Lorraine. Suddenly one day, Lorraine is hit by a bus, and she dies in hospital. The man is upset, what does he say to himself?
I can see Deidre now Lorraine Has gone!
(I can see clearly now the rain has gone) < Song tune :]
Ha! That's pretty funny; thanks for the joke!
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no idea
not really funny. didnt cheer me up... but good try :)
Somehow that didn't cheer me up..... </3
not funny.
hahaha, sorry.
but its not.
:DD
Boooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
made me smile :) lol
hah funny
I didn't get it at first but Whatever!!!!
ha thats cute
Hmmmmm.....
Of course the blonde one doesn't get it.
haha thats funy
edit* o ya go brunettes! lol
lol. thanks for that.
uh-huh!
hehehe that was funny...
hmm...
lol not bad...
OKay that is cute!!
wha wha
i have heard it before............i dont reallly think that is what Yahoo answers is for. Thanks for trying to cheer up my day but that joke was depressing....sorry
i get it! (thus prooves brunnetttes are smarter than blondes)
i thought it was pretty good
I get it... funny. Lucky you put the song tho or I wouldn have got it
Haha that took me a second but that's a good one. My favorite one has to be "What does it mean if you find a bear with a cold nose?".........."You're too close to the bear!" :-P
a nice play on words
hmm.. i don't really get it, but i'm sure it would be funny if i knew wat song it was and how to pronounce "deidre"
wait huh does it mean lorraine is fat or she is rain or what?
He could also have said, If Lorraine is gone, does Deidre
follow?
what i don't get it.