Keeps You Cool If You Don't Wear Underwear?!
Question: Old man and lady driving around. Old lady griping cause they had no air conditioning in their car and she was burning up, on and on griping. The old man told her " I hear if you don't wear underwear it will keep you cooler." About that time they see a lady sitting up on her porch, with her legs both propped up on the banister, wide open with no underwear on, and eating watermelon. The old man says, "see look at her, she has no underwear on, sitting up there eatin watermelon with her legs propped up on that banister, and she looks cool." The old lady said, " stop and lets ask her if it's cooler not wearing underwear?", so they went up there , told the lady that they were arguing that it is cooler to not wear underwear, saw her sitting up there eating watermelon with her legs propped up on the banister, with no underwear on, and just thought they would ask her if it keeps her cooler . She said, " Well , I don't know about that honey, but it sure does keep the flies off my watermelon
Answers: Old man and lady driving around. Old lady griping cause they had no air conditioning in their car and she was burning up, on and on griping. The old man told her " I hear if you don't wear underwear it will keep you cooler." About that time they see a lady sitting up on her porch, with her legs both propped up on the banister, wide open with no underwear on, and eating watermelon. The old man says, "see look at her, she has no underwear on, sitting up there eatin watermelon with her legs propped up on that banister, and she looks cool." The old lady said, " stop and lets ask her if it's cooler not wearing underwear?", so they went up there , told the lady that they were arguing that it is cooler to not wear underwear, saw her sitting up there eating watermelon with her legs propped up on the banister, with no underwear on, and just thought they would ask her if it keeps her cooler . She said, " Well , I don't know about that honey, but it sure does keep the flies off my watermelon
That is a good one:) Here's one for you: A guy goes into a hardware store to buy a chainsaw. The clerk takes him over to the saws, and the guy picks one out, and takes it home. The next day, the guy comes back to the store and tells the clerk the saw doesn't cut very good. The clerk takes the saw and pulls the handle to start the saw. The customer says "What's that noise?"
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ewwww................
Wow, that's nasty=) I like it!
lol
awww sick! but soo funny.
filthy and sick but lol
Are you mentally challenged? OMG , im so sorry, i meant retarted.
gross lol
Looks good to me!
not that funny!
well this is odd =)
ha!
Thanks
oh, now that's just wrong!
great joke
thats not funny