Paramedic Lawyer?!
Question: Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective
ambulance team's response times.
"Since we installed our new satellite navigation system," bragged the
first one, "we cut our emergency response time by ten percent."
The other paramedics nodded in approval. "Not bad," the second paramedic
commented. "But by using a computer model of traffic patterns, we've cut
our average response time by 20 percent."
Again, the other team members gave their congratulations, until the third
paramedic said, "That's nothing! Since our ambulance driver passed the bar
exam, we've cut our emergency response time in half!"
Answers: Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective
ambulance team's response times.
"Since we installed our new satellite navigation system," bragged the
first one, "we cut our emergency response time by ten percent."
The other paramedics nodded in approval. "Not bad," the second paramedic
commented. "But by using a computer model of traffic patterns, we've cut
our average response time by 20 percent."
Again, the other team members gave their congratulations, until the third
paramedic said, "That's nothing! Since our ambulance driver passed the bar
exam, we've cut our emergency response time in half!"
very funnyn lol
Oooops, don't get it.......
me either
Some slow people on here tonight hunni *
hehehe wish i wasn as fasssst ! *
Bonjour madam
lol, makes you wonder who looks after us in the nhs nowadays doesnt it!
good reporting
aurevoir
hehehe, excellent hun, pmsl
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lol! thats funny!!!!
That's what I'm talking about! lol.