Top twenty bumper stickers for woman?!
Question: 1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME. 2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS. 3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING. 4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS. 5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES,SEEKS FROG. 6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH. 7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN 8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN. 9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF. 10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN - AND I HAVE A GUN. 11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE... WHO CARES? 12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES 13. AND YOUR POINT IS? 14. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT. 15. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.16. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN. 17. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP. 18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE. 19. I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE. 20. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
Answers: 1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME. 2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS. 3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING. 4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS. 5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES,SEEKS FROG. 6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH. 7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN 8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN. 9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF. 10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN - AND I HAVE A GUN. 11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE... WHO CARES? 12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES 13. AND YOUR POINT IS? 14. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT. 15. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.16. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN. 17. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP. 18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE. 19. I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE. 20. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
Mine says: High Performance Woman, I go from 0 to B*tch in 2.1 seconds
Cute! My fav is...If your gonna ride my AS.s, pull my hair first
are these actual bumper stickers??
lol there ace
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My fave is:
Outta my way, I gotta pee.
Those are good -- You left out "I believe in dragons, unicorns, good men and other fairy tale creatures."
Very funny, and I am a guy!
ok.......
hmmmmmmmmm
men and women ARE very different
the more women say they just want money
the more determined I become to find someone who likes me, just for me
I could get some money if I wanted too, if a woman was making me happy , I would make her happy
heard it before....damn that full in box still funny still *
well.lol
this is cute i really like god made us sisters prozac made us friends
Pmsl...
Tick where applicable, got 18 lol*
Very funny. Thank you for sharing!
Very amusing. Lol
very funny,10/10.
LoL.. I like "if you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen." That one's hilarious! Haha!!
hehehe, hun i used to work in a factory that made those type of stickers, everyday was a hoot, pmsl
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