Hotel humor?!
Question: By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel
room was taken.
"You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a
bed, I don't care where."
"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy,"
admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost.
But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in
adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd
be worth it to you."
"No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll take it."
The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed
and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager.
"Never better."
The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy
snoring, then?"
"Nope, I shut him up in no time." said the Marine.
"How'd you manage that?" asked the manager.
"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room,"
the Marine explained. "I went over, woke him up and gave him
a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat
up all night watching me."
Answers: By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel
room was taken.
"You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a
bed, I don't care where."
"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy,"
admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost.
But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in
adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd
be worth it to you."
"No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll take it."
The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed
and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager.
"Never better."
The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy
snoring, then?"
"Nope, I shut him up in no time." said the Marine.
"How'd you manage that?" asked the manager.
"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room,"
the Marine explained. "I went over, woke him up and gave him
a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat
up all night watching me."
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oh my God
this is soooooo goooooooooood
funny
niceeeeeee
very good *
nearly similar actually ....nearly happened to me,hahaha
I had that trouble on exercise in the army.My officer and I were out in the wilds and the only place we could find was an isolated farmhouse with a lady on her own. anyway we slept in the barn.
weeks later I asked my officer if he had crept into her room and made love to her. He agreed that he had. And did you give her my name, again he agreed and asked me why. Well I replied she has just died and left me ￡20 000
very funny
Very funny.
well.lol
not heard that one before. lol
Nice one Lol. I like it.
very funny,10/10.
Classic!!