Twas the night before christmas, may have posted before?!
Question: T'was the night before Christmas -
Old Santa was pi*sed
He cussed at the elves and threw down his list
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks
I have good mind to scrap the whole works
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those a*sholes from IRS sent me a letter
They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Clause any money
And the kids these days -
they all are the pits
They want the impossible ...
Those mean little sh*ts
Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat a*s and draw unemployment
There's no Christmas this year..
now you know the reason
I found me a blonde..
I'm going SOUTH for the season!!
Answers: T'was the night before Christmas -
Old Santa was pi*sed
He cussed at the elves and threw down his list
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks
I have good mind to scrap the whole works
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those a*sholes from IRS sent me a letter
They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Clause any money
And the kids these days -
they all are the pits
They want the impossible ...
Those mean little sh*ts
Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat a*s and draw unemployment
There's no Christmas this year..
now you know the reason
I found me a blonde..
I'm going SOUTH for the season!!
Yahhh Xmas is canceled!!
Lols at the AIDS bit!
Que lastima.
you have reposted this....get a hold of yourself girl
EDIT: hahahaha,I only resolve them just before they expire usualy,on the 2nd day.Gotta go digging the in box as the list is running out soon,what am I gonna dooooo?
Also yahoo is going to be off early sunday,and again.....what am I gonna dooooo????
Probably will just sit and stare at the blanc screen hehe.
Ha! ha! ha!Excellent post. thanks.....
that was freaking awesome
shame
poor santa
very good well done
Nice one.
Nice one Lol
excellent,and thanks for posting.
Funny! 100!
pmsl hun
star time
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