Riddling season: Use your creative imagination to fill in his and her responses?!
Question: The best sidesplitting answer gets 10 points:
1. She asked: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said: __________________
2. He asked: Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said: _________________________________
Answers: The best sidesplitting answer gets 10 points:
1. She asked: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said: __________________
2. He asked: Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said: _________________________________
He said: A widow.
She said: It's the weight of that burden on her mind.
1. A Stalker!
2. Cuz two couples are heavier than a single woman! Haha!!
Yeah.. These were dumb answers I know I know...
a widow
1. Psychic
2. Having acquired her prey, she proceeds to consume him. Single women have not yet caught the game.