Fun Things to do in an elevator??!
Question: I didn't make these up...but i love them!! Enjoy
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of ''It''s a Small World'' incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, crash from side to side as if you''re on rough seas.
7. Shave. (Especially if you''re a woman.)
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
Answers: I didn't make these up...but i love them!! Enjoy
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of ''It''s a Small World'' incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, crash from side to side as if you''re on rough seas.
7. Shave. (Especially if you''re a woman.)
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
LOL LOL LOL heres another thing i didn't see on there but it would be funny
1. bring a fake farting machine
2. go up to the top floor then as it's going down scream at the top of yours lungs and say weeeeeeeeeee
3.when it's on a high floor start saying we're all going to die we're all going to die
4. at the bottom as your getting out push every single button on there if you see someone going to one of the higher levels it rellay funny if their going to the top floor
LOVE #3!!
Those are good! Star for you, my friend. I think I'll try some of these, though.
lol these had me rolling the floor!!
Cute. I've seen them before though. I better print those off and do them... ^.^ Can't wait until I stay in a hotel!!! Muahaha. Or an office building... Hmm... That could get interesting.
Anyway, have you seen the other lists? Like, what to do in a store and stuff? They're hilarious!
lol i should try these for fun
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!! THESE ARE SO WIERD AND RANDOM! :-D
Oh my freakin god!!! those had me laughing so hard i was crying!!!
43 when people get on sing the spongebob theme song
44 when people get on press all the buttons and get off at the next floor and leave the people in the elevator with all the buttons pushed
45 press the button that dings for help and get of the next floor
46 on the on floor when the door is open get in between the doors and say ''Whovers getting of you cant this is my floor''
sorry but thats all i can think of and just to let you know i did all of these things.
Every time you get to someone elses floor, quickly press the "door close" button
*starred*
haha! My friend went on an elevator with a stain on the ground. She sat down on the stain and said, I gotta pee!!!
I gotta pee!! Waiiit.....OOhh.. Nevermind.
Got up and thus there is a stain were she sat.
HAH
Funny! 10!