Does anyone really know why the chicken crossed the road?!
Question: yep to prove to the possums,skunks,and rabbits it could be done
Answers: yep to prove to the possums,skunks,and rabbits it could be done
he was running away from the fast food stores.
Yes, to avoid the chicken shagger.....
A chicken has no concept of "road".
to get a string of these sort of questions started, idk go ask the effing chicken
To get to the neighbor's garbage pile (I have chickens that cross the road all the time).
it doesnt matter,after all it was only a fowl proceeding
I am that chicken's lawyer and Mr. Chicken has asked all people stop mocking him and his road crossing habits, what he does, is his business. All parties involved with making jokes about Mr. Chicken must pay a nominal fee of $100 for every joke made about my client. Payment can be made at the local "you've gotta be kidding me" courthouse on 5th and Main St. This is your final notice, thank you.........lol.
ummmmm i do beleive there was no such occurance
Chickens are made for crossing the road and this from the beginning of time ( well exactly when men made the first road,
the VIA APIA near Rome). There you know it now!
i thought he crossed the road to see his FLAT mate
just a thought
to be eggaxt no
COS IT WAS PISSED?