Four women talking?!
Question: Four women were chatting in the locker room, when one of them mentioned the fact that while there were numerous terms for male mast**bation -- j**king off, w**king, sp**king the monkey, and so on - - there weren't any common terms for female mast**bation.
"I've always called it 'jilling off'," said one of the women.
"But that's just a feminization of 'j**king off,'" said the first.
"You're right," said another. "We don't seem to have any slang terms of our own for it."
The fourth woman snorted. "After fourteen years of marriage, there's only one thing *I* call it."
"What's that?"
"Finishing the job."
Answers: Four women were chatting in the locker room, when one of them mentioned the fact that while there were numerous terms for male mast**bation -- j**king off, w**king, sp**king the monkey, and so on - - there weren't any common terms for female mast**bation.
"I've always called it 'jilling off'," said one of the women.
"But that's just a feminization of 'j**king off,'" said the first.
"You're right," said another. "We don't seem to have any slang terms of our own for it."
The fourth woman snorted. "After fourteen years of marriage, there's only one thing *I* call it."
"What's that?"
"Finishing the job."
Brian - you have a great sense of humor!
Earthcalling- WHAT romance??
Where did all the romance go?
LOL!
so very true ,i am the fourth woman
lol......ahhhh, you see, this is why 4-play is important, because no man can ever finish the job, because no woman can be pleased and no man wants to waste time with foreplay (because were not very good at it) so that's why Viagra for women was invented......God bless the drug industry, lol.
lmao
and god created "Ann Summers" hallelujah!!!!
I am also that 4th woman!
haha, this is funny!!!!!!!
lmao
good one brian... hows the decorating going
haha funny..........just orf to bed but before i go.......here is something you should know.......................SELF SERVICE FOR WOMEN:TERMINOLOGY
Okay guys and gals - here is the complete list of slang-terms for female masturbation. No, I didn't make the list up. I have to give credit to my cubicle-mates for providing me with the entertainment:
Digging a Trench
Doing your Nails
Dousing the Digits
Drilling For Oil
Engaging in Safe Sex
Erasing the Problem
Fanning the Fur
Feeding the Bearded Clam
Feeding your Slot
Fiddling the Bean
Fingerbating
Fingerpainting
Finger Blasting
Flickin' the Bean
Flit your Cl*t
Fuc*ing Without Complications
Gagging the Clam
Gagging the Lips of Love
Genital Stimulation via Phalangetic Motion
Get a Date with Slick Mittens
Get a Lube Job
Get To Know Yourself
Get a Stinky Pinky
Going Mining
Groping the Grotto
Greasing your Hips
Grissle Rub
Gusset Typing
Having Sex With Someone you Love
Hee-Haw with wrinkled Mee-Maw
Hitchhiking South
Hitchhiking to Heaven
Hitchhiking Under the Big Top
Jillin' Off
Jocelyn Eldering
Let the Fingers do the Walkin'
Levy Break Limbo
Making Soup
Manual Override
Muffin Buffin'
Nulling the Void
Paddling the Pink Canoe
Pampering the Pu*sy
Parting the Red Sea
Pearl Fishing
Pet the Petunia
Pet the ***** Cat
Polishing the Nugget
Polishing the Peanut
Polishing the Pearl
Play Poker
Play the Clitar
Play Couch Hockey for One
Play the Silent Trumbone
Playing With Her Pineapple
Playing with Mrs. Palmer's Five Daughters
Playing With the Man in the Boat
Pushing the Button
Pu*sy Soccer
Riding the Unicycle
Rolling the Dough
Rubbin' the Nubbin
Rubbing the Donut
Rubbing the Red Pussycat
Scoring the Hoop
Soaking the Whisker Biscuit
Spelunking
Spearing the Bearded Clam
Squeeze the Peach
Strumming
Strumming the Banjo
Surfing the Channel
Teasing the Kitty
Teasing the Tuna Taco
Testing the Plumbing
The Virgin's Release
Tickling the Taco
Tiptoe Through the TwoLips
Toggling the Bit
Tossing Pink Salad
Three Point Shot
Trolling the Bermuda Triangle
Two Finger Taco Tango
Washing your Fingers
Night in With the Girls
Airing the Orchid
Auditioning the Finger Puppets
Beat the Beaver
Beating Around the Bush
Brushing The Beaver
Buff the Weasle
Carpet Bumping
Cat Got Tongue
Checking for Squirrels
Clam Bake for One
Cleaning your Fingers
Clitters
Coming Into Your Own
Countering Cun*s
Creamin'
Coming Into Your Own
Cu*t Cuddling
Dialing the Rotary Phone
You had to ask...
good one
that is so funny here is a star
well.lol
excellent lol*
lol,lol,lol, 10/10, * .Hilarious.
the wife agrees but i lol thanks mate