Skin graft:funny joke?!
Question: There was a married couple that was involved in a terrible car accident.The woman's face was burned severely. The doctor told the husband they couldn't graft any skin from her body because because of her burns. The husband then donated some of his skin.
However, the only place suitable to the doctor was from his
buttocks.The husband requested the doctors that no one be told of this.After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty.She looked more beautiful than she ever did before!All her friends and relatives just ranted and raved at her youthful beauty.
She was alone with her husband one day, and she wanted to thank him for what he did. She said,
"Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.There is no way I could ever repay you."
The husband replied, "Oh don't worry, Honey. I get plenty of thanks every-time your mother comes over and kisses you on your cheek!"
Answers: There was a married couple that was involved in a terrible car accident.The woman's face was burned severely. The doctor told the husband they couldn't graft any skin from her body because because of her burns. The husband then donated some of his skin.
However, the only place suitable to the doctor was from his
buttocks.The husband requested the doctors that no one be told of this.After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty.She looked more beautiful than she ever did before!All her friends and relatives just ranted and raved at her youthful beauty.
She was alone with her husband one day, and she wanted to thank him for what he did. She said,
"Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.There is no way I could ever repay you."
The husband replied, "Oh don't worry, Honey. I get plenty of thanks every-time your mother comes over and kisses you on your cheek!"
outstanding one you make them yourself? or this is your story.ha ha
lmao
Oh my GOD that was so good! I HAVE to tell everyone I know that joke!!! :-D
lol. ouch mom.
now tat was funny
lol
good one