Mental Hospital Phone Menu?!


Question: Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
Please select from the following options:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on theline so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to theMother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell
you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press,nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9, If you have short term Memoery loss press nine


Answers: Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
Please select from the following options:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on theline so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to theMother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell
you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press,nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9, If you have short term Memoery loss press nine

If you have a need to express affection, press 1 and hold.

Good one! Saw it before, but without the last few.

OH MY GOSH, ROFL! I'm laughing so hard, my cat who never meows was pawing at me, making sure I'm ok. I LOVE IT!

Oh man that was hilarious, thanks for making me laugh my *** off

that was funny as hell...but i'm manic depressed and bipolar what do i press????

I loved it I'll TOTALLY pass it on. :-) Star for you.

lmao keep more coming

haha!



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