The Donkey!!?!
Question: .A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that
there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter
it in the races.
However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that
he ended up buying a donkey instead.
He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in
the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third!
The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S A*S SHOWS.
The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race
again, and this time it won.
The paper read: PREACHER'S A*S OUT IN FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with
this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the
donkey in another race.
The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S A*S. This was too
much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey.
The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper
headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST A*S IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of
the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00.
The next day the headline read: NUN SELLS A*S FOR $10.00. This was too
much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it
to the plains, and let it go.
Next day, the headline in the paper read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER A*S IS WILD
AND FREE. The Bishop was buried the next day.
Answers: .A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that
there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter
it in the races.
However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that
he ended up buying a donkey instead.
He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in
the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third!
The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S A*S SHOWS.
The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race
again, and this time it won.
The paper read: PREACHER'S A*S OUT IN FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with
this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the
donkey in another race.
The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S A*S. This was too
much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey.
The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper
headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST A*S IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of
the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00.
The next day the headline read: NUN SELLS A*S FOR $10.00. This was too
much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it
to the plains, and let it go.
Next day, the headline in the paper read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER A*S IS WILD
AND FREE. The Bishop was buried the next day.
thanks Mechelle
Brilliant!!!
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thats good. lol
haha good 1
cute
haha ha ha haha
tonight!! I just got back from school!
hahahahahahahahh LOL
hahaha,10.
Lmao..
Another beauty
Top marks*
lol.. this is tooo funny...
very good, * and one less for me this time hehe.
hehehe, the poor bishop. fed up of seeing a*s in the paper hun, pmsl
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very good joke goodnight have a nice sleep here is a star for your joke
Funny! 10!
Thanks for leaving one to sleep on. lol.
excellent
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