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Question: A guy goes into the doctors office with an 18 inch asshole, the doctor says in amazement "What the hell happened?"
The guy replies " I got f**ked by an elephant"
The doctor replies " I thought elephants have long, slender penises?"
The guy says " Yes, but he fingered me first."
A white man is standing in the delivery room waiting on his wife giving birth.
The midwife walks in carrying a black baby and asks,’ Is this yours? ’
’ Probably, ’ says the man, ’ she f**king burns everything. ’
A naked man was standing in front of a mirror holding his penis.
He said very proudly another two inches long i would have been a King.
His wife says from the back and another two inches less you would have been a queen.
The speaker was nearing the end of her lecture on healthy eating, ’ so to sum everything up,we are what we eat.’
A big lesbian at the back of the room shouted out, ’are you calling me a c*nt.’
Answers: A guy goes into the doctors office with an 18 inch asshole, the doctor says in amazement "What the hell happened?"
The guy replies " I got f**ked by an elephant"
The doctor replies " I thought elephants have long, slender penises?"
The guy says " Yes, but he fingered me first."
A white man is standing in the delivery room waiting on his wife giving birth.
The midwife walks in carrying a black baby and asks,’ Is this yours? ’
’ Probably, ’ says the man, ’ she f**king burns everything. ’
A naked man was standing in front of a mirror holding his penis.
He said very proudly another two inches long i would have been a King.
His wife says from the back and another two inches less you would have been a queen.
The speaker was nearing the end of her lecture on healthy eating, ’ so to sum everything up,we are what we eat.’
A big lesbian at the back of the room shouted out, ’are you calling me a c*nt.’
Lmao. They are great.
Explicit content........just how i like them!
omg i have all of them on my phone!!!
ur funny hun....
An Irish woman has just been chucked off 'Who wants to be a Millionaire' for masturbating!
She didn't quite understand fastest finger first!
Lmao..
All corkers, cheers..
Top marks
Sorry hun, I know I said I wouldn't but couldn't resist. Miss franni fanni is talking through hers I think. Bimbo!