Lt's the army boys night off.....?!
Question: There's a farmer nearby who's rumored to have 4 beautiful daughters.....
One by one, the boys show up at his house....
- 'Evening sir. My name's Lance, I'd love to take your daughter France to the dance...is there a chance?
Farmer looks at him up and down, thinks to himself -he's in the army, can't be all bad. ....allright.
Accepts under the condition he bring her back by midnight.
Second guy shows up.
Good evening sir, name's Blair, I'd like to take your daughter Claire to the fair, is she there?
Same deal, no worries, just no hanky panky and bring her back by midnight.....
Third guy :
Hi, I'm Ray, I want to take your daughter Faye to the play, is that okay??.....
- No funny stuff-back by midnight.....
-Yes sir!....
The forth bloke shows up
- Hi my name's Tucker.......
And the farmer shot him......
Answers: There's a farmer nearby who's rumored to have 4 beautiful daughters.....
One by one, the boys show up at his house....
- 'Evening sir. My name's Lance, I'd love to take your daughter France to the dance...is there a chance?
Farmer looks at him up and down, thinks to himself -he's in the army, can't be all bad. ....allright.
Accepts under the condition he bring her back by midnight.
Second guy shows up.
Good evening sir, name's Blair, I'd like to take your daughter Claire to the fair, is she there?
Same deal, no worries, just no hanky panky and bring her back by midnight.....
Third guy :
Hi, I'm Ray, I want to take your daughter Faye to the play, is that okay??.....
- No funny stuff-back by midnight.....
-Yes sir!....
The forth bloke shows up
- Hi my name's Tucker.......
And the farmer shot him......
omg thats awesome. lol have a star.
Ha ha....Brilliant!
Wish you wrote all of it but its funny anyway.
made me laugh.
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I wish you had written down the rest... :-(
lol, 10, *, excellent joke.
I got it [ how the joke goes]............
the dad shot him when he heard the name Tucker,cos he ,[dad],thought he,[Tucker], was going to say,I want to f*** her.
Am I right.
Funny! 10!
Not bad at all.