Blonde joke.?!


Question: A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,

"No ... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."


Answers: A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,

"No ... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

ROFLMAO!!! Sending this to everyone I know! AWESOME!

ha

that's funny

LOL!

it's a blonde world?

Dont diss blonde tis is my natural colour.
but i dyed blk.

Hahahaha

funny lol

Haha, I love blonde jokes.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaa thats funny but did he get beat up after he said that?

LOL that was good.

Pretty funny

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

egh lol. kinda weird though.

wot about the panda?

even blind people rag on blonds, thats sad lol

hahahaha!
very funny.
got anymore?

Ha ha ha!!! Good one !!~~~

oh man, i got a good laugh off that one

hehehe ive heard it before though =/

That's cute it made me giggle.

HAHA

Heard this one like 10 minutes ago in the version of a guy! Not that funny when you see it posted twice! It's under blind man....

Hey Titus,

I LOVE that joke!

My wife told it to me a couple of months ago.

The only thing is you got the punch line a bit off. It should be:

"Nah, I don't feel like explaining it 5 times."

It makes it slightly different.

It also makes it more likely that he'll get his butt kicked, too - don't you think? ;-)

It's still great to hear it, read it, whatever - lol

ROFL - love it

;-)

*laughs insanely and throws you a star*

oldie but goodie

That's the best

lol good 1

this girl was so blonde she took a ruler to bed
yea. get this
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

blonde joke nuber to
threse 3 girl robed a bank
so the cops came and all 3 hide in indivualds bad
the brunet said meow meow meow they thought it was a cat sp they moved to the other bag
the red head said ruf ruf ruf ruf acting like a dog so they move to another bag
the blond said sack of potatos sack of potatos sack of potatos

nice one

GOOD ONE!! Star for You!



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