Before it"s start!s??!


Question: A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair,
turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a
beer before it starts."

His wife looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer.
It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.

When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it
starts."

"That's it!" She blows her top, "You b
*stard! You waltz in
here, flop your fat *ss down, don't even say hello to me
and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you
realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day
long?"

The husband sighed. "Oh sh*t, it's started."


Answers: A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair,
turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a
beer before it starts."

His wife looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer.
It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.

When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it
starts."

"That's it!" She blows her top, "You b
*stard! You waltz in
here, flop your fat *ss down, don't even say hello to me
and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you
realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day
long?"

The husband sighed. "Oh sh*t, it's started."

Ha ha good one! Here's a star!

ha

i love that wone

i"ve said it before,and i"ll saay it again where do you get them from??*

oh sh*t that"s funny!!

keep on rocking no8!!

lol...good one

i know how he feel"s!!

ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha!

So funny because its depicted my life down to a tee !!! lol !!!


ps, have a star!

hahaha that is funny!

rofl

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very nice - i liked that one!!!
good build up.

Funny! 10!

Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke No8.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers lady.!!

Hahaha ..thats a great one ...hahaha
its true ..that man should be spanked so hard ...
He even had guts to say ..oh sh*t, its started..
crazy old man huh !!



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