Bumper Stickers for AARP part 2. funny?!
Question: 1)I’m not losing my hair…I’m getting more head.
2)Retirement: twice as much husband, half as much money.
3)My wife always gives me sound advice. 99% SOUND…1% ADVICE
4)Insufficient memory at this time
5)Sometimes I pee when I laugh
6)One good thing about Alzheimer’s, you can hide your own Easter eggs
7)Never do anything you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics
8)Old age comes a very bad time
9)You know your getting older when happy hour is a nap
10)The more you complain the longer God makes you live
Answers: 1)I’m not losing my hair…I’m getting more head.
2)Retirement: twice as much husband, half as much money.
3)My wife always gives me sound advice. 99% SOUND…1% ADVICE
4)Insufficient memory at this time
5)Sometimes I pee when I laugh
6)One good thing about Alzheimer’s, you can hide your own Easter eggs
7)Never do anything you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics
8)Old age comes a very bad time
9)You know your getting older when happy hour is a nap
10)The more you complain the longer God makes you live
11) the older you get the more social security you get
funny..
I've always liked "We're spending our children's inheritance."