A blonde goes into a store.?!


Question: A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?" The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"


Answers: A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?" The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

very funny lol

ha ha ha cute,,,,these blondes eh,,,,

lol lol ha ha that was a good one
i love blonde jokes!

great joke

lol

a little old but still a classic!!

cute....

yes the old ones are the best,haha.

owt gud ont telly .lol

Wow so funny i forgot to laugh....Seriously, does anyone actually get any enjoyment from "dumb blonde" jokes? They're not even funny.... You gotta be pretty dumb yourself to think they are. And I should know, I'm blonde! so i must be stupid...deeeeeerrr!

would be funny if i never heard it 20 years ago, and yes im only 18

Funny! I was wondering?!? LOL, J/K, not a blonde!

What the hell is the blonde doing out and in a store? She should be in my kitchen naked cooking my dinner, with a cold beer ready for me. (That's my own little blonde joke.......)

Lol what a dork!

i heard that 1 a long time ago but its still funny

Ha ha ha

hehe thanx

nice one lol !

Great joke thanks hahahaha

excellent star4u

very good star

Bad to the bone! lol.



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