Peep show, funny or not.?!
Question: A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door.
In walks her husband’s friend Ben. The woman tells him her husband’s in the shower and asks if he can come back later. Instead, Ben steps in and quietly says, "I have $400 in my pocket. I’ll give it to you if you’ll open your bathrobe for me." She’s offended, but really needs the money so she agrees, opens her robe, and lets Ben have a quick peek before doing it up again. Ben gives her the $400, and she opens the door for him to leave, but he says, "I have another $400 in my other pocket. I’ll give it to you if you let me touch your breasts." Now she’s really mortified, but again, she needs the money, so she undoes her robe and lets him have a quick feel. Taking the other $400 from him, she lets him out the door.
Going back upstairs, she gets back in the shower with her husband, feeling a little bit guilty.
"Who was that?" the husband asks.
"Oh, that was just Ben," the wife answers.
"Ben?" the husband says. "That son of a b*tch owes me 800 bucks!"
Answers: A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door.
In walks her husband’s friend Ben. The woman tells him her husband’s in the shower and asks if he can come back later. Instead, Ben steps in and quietly says, "I have $400 in my pocket. I’ll give it to you if you’ll open your bathrobe for me." She’s offended, but really needs the money so she agrees, opens her robe, and lets Ben have a quick peek before doing it up again. Ben gives her the $400, and she opens the door for him to leave, but he says, "I have another $400 in my other pocket. I’ll give it to you if you let me touch your breasts." Now she’s really mortified, but again, she needs the money, so she undoes her robe and lets him have a quick feel. Taking the other $400 from him, she lets him out the door.
Going back upstairs, she gets back in the shower with her husband, feeling a little bit guilty.
"Who was that?" the husband asks.
"Oh, that was just Ben," the wife answers.
"Ben?" the husband says. "That son of a b*tch owes me 800 bucks!"
Ha ha ha.!!!
He's a scoundrel, lol.!!!
Excellent joke Mechelle.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!
lmao......star for you!
lol! 10/10! i love your joke and peep show!
you know, that one starts to smell of age...
another star for your collection
catcha later
hahaha,very funny,10.
peek a boo.lol
ha ha very funny!! hava wee star!!! x
excellent star4u
i cant read the whole joke but as others says,even i say that it is good.
Don't spend to much money now hun got to give you a *
its so funny and so upsetting for the wife , i bet , the next time she meets Ben ...she would kick him....
the fact i would melt down ...and never to allow him to come to our house again never ....
its so embaracing...Gadd!!
clear Ben!! ...hahaha or we call him sily Ben with no manners at all....hahahahhahahahahaha!!
very funny star for you
hehehe, he got his money's worth then, pmsl hun
star time
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Nice one have a star ha ha ha
haha funny,told you get out of my mail box will ya????just posted this nammed avoidable exposure.......lolol,talk about same sources hehehe.
Bonjour madam
lol
your naughty mechelle
aurevoir
lol thanks loved it
well done where do you get them from? lol :0) xx
Good one Lol Thanks
Quick thinking on Ben's part. lol.