Retry How do you scare a man?!
Question: Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
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A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.
The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?" The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."
The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first."
"OK," said the old Jewish man, "it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that.
If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom."
Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back.
"Your f**king brother won't let me in without a tie."
Answers: Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
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A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.
The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?" The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."
The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first."
"OK," said the old Jewish man, "it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that.
If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom."
Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back.
"Your f**king brother won't let me in without a tie."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
THATS SO FUNNY.
I LOVE IT.
BEST JOKE EVER.
good one :)
alright!....much better!....and not so predictable....lmao.....star!
the second one's here on now twice...
that is really poor!
Ha! Seems poetic, somehow, doesn't it?
(I like your answer to the "main" question.I was thinking...
Tell him about your ticking biological clock... )
Your joke is great! Thanks. }:>
haha nice one
it is a TIE UP between the JEWISH and his BROTHER!!!!
its good but getting a bit tie rd .lol