Was Elvis the reincarnation of Jesus?!


Question: JESUS is the Lord's shepherd. ELVIS dated Cybill Shepherd.
JESUS was a carpenter. ELVIS' favorite high school class was wood shop.
JESUS was part of the Trinity. ELVIS' very first band was a trio.
JESUS' entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members. ELVIS' entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members.
JESUS is a Capricorn. (December 25) ELVIS is a Capricorn. (January 8)
JESUS was the lamb of God. ELVIS had mutton chop sideburns.
JESUS' Father is everywhere. ELVIS' father was a drifter, and moved around quite a bit.
JESUS said, "If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink." (John 7:37) ELVIS said, "Drinks on me!" (Jailhouse Rock, MGM:1957)
JESUS fasted for 40 days and nights. ELVIS had irregular eating habits. (eg: 5 banana splits for breakfast)
JESUS said: "Man shall not live by bread alone." ELVIS liked his sandwiches with peanut butter and bananas.


Answers: JESUS is the Lord's shepherd. ELVIS dated Cybill Shepherd.
JESUS was a carpenter. ELVIS' favorite high school class was wood shop.
JESUS was part of the Trinity. ELVIS' very first band was a trio.
JESUS' entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members. ELVIS' entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members.
JESUS is a Capricorn. (December 25) ELVIS is a Capricorn. (January 8)
JESUS was the lamb of God. ELVIS had mutton chop sideburns.
JESUS' Father is everywhere. ELVIS' father was a drifter, and moved around quite a bit.
JESUS said, "If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink." (John 7:37) ELVIS said, "Drinks on me!" (Jailhouse Rock, MGM:1957)
JESUS fasted for 40 days and nights. ELVIS had irregular eating habits. (eg: 5 banana splits for breakfast)
JESUS said: "Man shall not live by bread alone." ELVIS liked his sandwiches with peanut butter and bananas.

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