Who can make me laugh with the best "yo mama" joke?!
Question: yo moma is so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch
yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and started to sing i got the power
yo mama is so ugly you had to tie a steak around her neck just to get the dog to play with her
yo mama so fat she takes up both sides of the family tree
Answers: yo moma is so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch
yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and started to sing i got the power
yo mama is so ugly you had to tie a steak around her neck just to get the dog to play with her
yo mama so fat she takes up both sides of the family tree
Funny, i asked that the other day and apparently people were offended by it. You'll probably get a letter in your email from yahoo. But heres mind
Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
YO MOMMA SO DUMB SHE TRIED TO PUT M&MS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER
YO MOMMAS SO FAT SHE TAKES UP BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY
YO MOMMAS SO OLD THAT POWDERED MILK COMES OUT OF HER CHEST INSTEAD OF MILK!!!
HEHE! i hope i made you laugh!!!!
:-)
Yo mama so stupid she got a bowl and a spoon cause somebody said that is was Chilly outside.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a chair and fell through to China and the locals said "Look it Godzilla".
Yo maama's teeth so yellow when she smiles the traffic slows down.
Yo moma so fat, she sat next to everybody. but she still wasnt as fat as your fat daddy.
Yo moma so evil, O.J. Simpson asked for his personality back
yo mama so fat when she runs she makes the song skip at the radio station
yo mama so ugly she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!
yo mama so ugly they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock
yo mama so stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder
yo mama so stupid when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"
yo mama so fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'
yo mama so fat she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.
yo mama so poor they put her photo on food stamps.
yo mama so poor she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.
You mama so strong she can blow a bubble with a now & later
Your mama so fat, she had on a malcolm x shirt, and a helicopter landed on her back
Oh yeah, well yo mama so hairy, when she lifts her arms it looks like shes got buckwheat in a head lock. lol
1. yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and down came the skittles
2. yo mama is so fat she uses I-95 as a slip n slide
3. yo mama is so fat she went in the ocean and all the whales started singing,"We are family... even though youre bigger than me"
4. yo mama is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball
5. yo mama is so fat that Iraq threatened her with slim-fast if she didnt fart to intoxicate half the population
6. yo mama is so fat she sat on a dollar and made change
7. yo mama is so fat that she owes the IRS $100,000 from using all that toilet paper.
8. yo mama is so fat that she dropped her wedding ring just before she was about to say i do and made the grand canyon(now shell never have to worry about wedding costs)
9. yo mama is so ugly that the devil regected her on the way to hell
10. yo mama is so fat that osama would have been better of having her bungee jump from the twin towers than slamming two planes into them
11. yo mama is so fat she makes a whale look like a pimple on her ***
12. yo mama is so fat she made the gateway arch a circle on her tour through louisiana
yo mummas glasses are soo thick, when she looks at a map she can see little people waving at her.
haha, i made this one up, not sure if its funny but my friends think it is, here it goes,
yo mamma so cheap, when her daughter asked if she could wear a thong, she said, "Go wear your underwear backwards!"
haha, i thought its not that bad [:
yo mama is so nasty she thinks that bread crust is the crust on her underwear and uses it for yeast to make her homemade mama bread.
yo mama is so big she thinks that the Burger King Dude is her long lost kid.
yo mama is so famous they made a movie off her named big mamas house.
yo mama's dentures were found in the halloween decorations.
yo mama so dumb she saw the rims on my car moving and thought they were flying saucers.