A guy walks into a bar, and orders a beer. Sitting there next to him is a Guerri!
Question: The guy Say's " hey bartender I can't drink next to this smelly thing, get him outta here"! The bartender Say's "NO he's a special Guerrilla, he does tricks" I don't care! Say's the customer..He stinks! NO, NO, Watch says the bartender.The bartender comes around the bar with a baseball bat and violently smacks the Guerrilla on the back of the Head, dizzy the Guerrilla drops to it's knee's. The bartender whips out his D**K and the Guerrilla gives him a BJ! After finishing up the bartender say's " pretty neat trick HUH, what to try it"!? The customer say's "YEAH, but just don't hit me so hard"!
Answers: The guy Say's " hey bartender I can't drink next to this smelly thing, get him outta here"! The bartender Say's "NO he's a special Guerrilla, he does tricks" I don't care! Say's the customer..He stinks! NO, NO, Watch says the bartender.The bartender comes around the bar with a baseball bat and violently smacks the Guerrilla on the back of the Head, dizzy the Guerrilla drops to it's knee's. The bartender whips out his D**K and the Guerrilla gives him a BJ! After finishing up the bartender say's " pretty neat trick HUH, what to try it"!? The customer say's "YEAH, but just don't hit me so hard"!
What's a Guerrilla?
Don't you mean a gorilla?
You're grammar is crap and that joke is not funny. At all.
Aw, and you sounded like one of those people who would make out I was a lesbian. So cute. Report It
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