Joke, star if it is funny?!
Question: Three old men were sitting on a park bench comparing notes on the problems of growing old. The first said he couldn't remember the last time he had a good bowel movement. The second one said his problem was more with his bladder and prostate. The third old man laughed and said he must be the lucky one.
"Every morning at seven I pee, and then at eight I have a good dump," he told them. " I just wish I could wake up before nine."
Answers: Three old men were sitting on a park bench comparing notes on the problems of growing old. The first said he couldn't remember the last time he had a good bowel movement. The second one said his problem was more with his bladder and prostate. The third old man laughed and said he must be the lucky one.
"Every morning at seven I pee, and then at eight I have a good dump," he told them. " I just wish I could wake up before nine."
Old men jokes are right up there with blonde jokes. Here's one for you:
Old man walking down the street sees a young boy about ten-years-old sitting on the curb crying. He sits down beside the little guy and asks, "Why you cry little boy?"
The little boy looks up and says, "Because I can't do what the big boys do."
The old man cried too.
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Cute. (Smiles) :-)
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Hey! Thanks for the laugh! That was a good one. Didn't see that one cumn!! Star for you.
lol =)
ha..ha..
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A star for you and a Big Laugh for me! CJ
I dont get it.... He gets up at 7 & 8 and he wishes he got up before 9 so he could redo all that bathroom stuff? whatttttt?
That was funny! Good 1! lol ^_^
I'd give you a star, but I've reached my daily limit :(
Awww hahahaha
star
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funny*