Things that sound dirty on Thanksgiving day but aren't?!
Question: Talk about a huge breast!"
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat."
"Just spread the legs open and stuff it in."
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
"You still have a little bit on your chin."
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"How many are coming?"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Just lay back and take it easy ... I'll do the rest."
"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"
(Get your mind out of the gutter, and enjoy your Thanksgiving Day meal!)
Answers: Talk about a huge breast!"
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat."
"Just spread the legs open and stuff it in."
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
"You still have a little bit on your chin."
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"How many are coming?"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Just lay back and take it easy ... I'll do the rest."
"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"
(Get your mind out of the gutter, and enjoy your Thanksgiving Day meal!)
awesome
how about:
"careful, it's hot"
"don't talk with your mouth full"
"that's a lot of meat"
great question
lol funny
too funny...you get a star
Now this, I like. :D
"turkey baster" has a nasty ring to it..
LMAOOOOOOO.
how about:
get your hand out of my turkey?
Was this a rhetorical question? Because you seem to have all the answers already...
Interesting. I'm really have to watch what I say this Thanksgiving.
thanks for the laugh
:p ...that's funny. HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO YOU TOO
haha athanks i needed a good laugh
lol I loved that!!!
lol
lol...funny
not really a question, but it made me smile
Happy Thanksgiving to you too.
Honestly, how is that a question?
Also, if you're telling us to get out minds out of the gutter, shouldn't you first, because how else did you come up with this list.
Another excellent one from you.
dude that is soooooo Fukin funny im starring this lololololol
Lol... that was funny!
lmfao...you know i have never thought of it like that
love it.
Well we in the UK don't celebrate Thanksgiving...But any of those terms could be used at family events like Christmas and here in Scotland...New Year when we alll get together with our families and eat drink and get totally mashed.
where is the dark meat?
Pass me some Brest.
LOL
didnt realise just until now! hahaha
lol
HAHAHAH u have to give me that website where you got the joke from i wish i could give u a 100 stars 4 that joke keep them coming
Outstanding thought went into this question,imagine that we say these things every year on Thanksgiving day and your right,just think of the football talks making a pass, tight ends,get into their end-zone.
I have not had a very good Monday till I read this. I love it. I'm going to print it before some dummy reports it as abuse. Thank you for your humor. I will put that on the table next to the food. Its a good thing I have a sick family. They will love it, I think! Happy Thanksgiving to you.
lol, very funny,10.
THanks for the laugh
Go somewhere else and get your cheap thrills.