Santa pick-up lines?!
Question: Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
I've got something special in the sack for you!
Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
I know when you've been bad or good - so let's skip the small talk, sister!
Some of my best toys run on batteries...
Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that's what the Mrs. calls it!)
I see you when you're sleeping - and you don't wear any underwear, do you?
Screw the "nice" list - I've got you on my "naughty" list!
Wanna join the "Mile High" club?
Answers: Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
I've got something special in the sack for you!
Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
I know when you've been bad or good - so let's skip the small talk, sister!
Some of my best toys run on batteries...
Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that's what the Mrs. calls it!)
I see you when you're sleeping - and you don't wear any underwear, do you?
Screw the "nice" list - I've got you on my "naughty" list!
Wanna join the "Mile High" club?
lol
funny
lol , your definately getting into the xmas spirit, second one isn't it.
Santa Claus killed my mother, ate my father, and raped my cookies. I don't find these jokes very amusing >:(
Very naughty
Thanks for the laugh :)
What about:
"Fancy cumming on Santas lap"
"Do you wanna help me out. Ive got a huge sack and I only *** once a year."
wonder if the QOH is on the"nice" or "naughty" list
You sure are in the Christmas spirit even though it is still November. hahaha
ive got some mince pies up my ***, do you have any cream for them ...........................................
very gd
funny!
HAHAHAH u have to give me that website where you got the joke from i wish i could give u a 100 stars 4 that joke keep them coming
these are brill.thanx *
lol
good one
hehehe, where can i find that santa, i wanna join the Mile High club, pmsl
They sound like the Christmas Pedofile chat up lines
lol