What is the funniest joke in the world. clean and appropriate plz.?!
Question: how should i know different jokes are funny for different people
Answers: how should i know different jokes are funny for different people
i have four arms! lol! HAHAHA! that one cracks me up! lol! GET IT? FOUR ARMS?! LOL!
sinbad, there is no such thing!
i dont think theres a clean and appropriate joke n-e body knows
why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?
HE WAS DEAD
why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
HE WAS DEAD
why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
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PEER PRESSURE
an honest politican
Hello, I'm Hillary and I want to be honest ........
the best jokes are the dirtiest.......a priest had a pet rooster....................................
what kind of cheese is not your cheese??
-nacho cheese
The Legend of the Golden Rat
A traveling salesman whose route was along the California coast decided to stop in Solvang, a Danish community, one day for lunch. He enjoyed his meal, and he took his time browsing through the shops to find a gift for his wife.
In a shop window, his gaze was riveted to a tiny golden statue of a rat. The statue was truly repulsive in its realistic detail, right down to the ruby eyes and ivory teeth. He just had to find out more about it.
He entered the shop and asked the clerk about the golden rat. "How much does it cost?" he asked.
"The golden rat is free, sir, but the legend that goes with it costs $500."
"That's ridiculous!" Then the salesman paused. "I don't suppose I can get the rat without the legend?"
"Certainly, sir."
The salesman couldn't believe his luck. "Will you wrap it for me?"
"Yes, sir, for a dollar."
"Great. I'll take it."
The salesman left the shop laughing at the clerk's stupidity. On his way to his car, he noticed a rustling in a bush near him. He peered inside it and saw a rat staring beadily back at him.
He shrugged it off and went back toward his car. The rat followed. The salesman began to hurry. The rat hurried after him. The salesman ran, and he noticed rats pouring out of alleys, bushes, storm drains, and streets around him.
The salesman completely lost his calm and pelted out toward the open fields. The rats pursued him en masse.
As he dashed over a narrow footbridge over one of the irrigation canals in the area, he realized that this must have something to do with the statue. He tossed the box containing the golden rat into the canal.
Sure enough, the rats swarmed down into the water, drowned, and were carried out to sea.
As the salesman wiped the sweat from his face with a shaking hand, he noticed the clerk from the shop approaching him with a huge grin on his face. As the clerk fished the box out of the canal with a net, he asked the salesman, "Are you ready for the legend yet?"
The salesman snapped, "No!" Then, after a moment, he asked, "Do you have any golden lawyers?"