Hey any word lovers to add to the puns below?!


Question: - I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

- Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest

- Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

- The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

- The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his Work.

- To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

- The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

- A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

- A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.

- Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.

- When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.

- The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.

- The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.


Answers: - I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

- Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest

- Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

- The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

- The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his Work.

- To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

- The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

- A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

- A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.

- Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.

- When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.

- The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.

- The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

- The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

- A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in linoleum blownapart.

- He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

those r good

- An architect who went to jail
complained the walls weren't built to scale

- What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything!

- Life is like a game of chess: when in doubt, move a pawn.

-- Emily Nghiem
http://www.houstonprogressive.org

Very good . . . . I am off to sleep on it! Night night !

VERY VERY GOOD!! EXCELLENT STAR4U!!!

Very good. That was fun to read.



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