Little Johnny had a bad habit of taking a dump in the yard. He hated to sit on t!


Question: One day the preacher was coming over for dinner.
Mom begged Little Johnny to, just for 1 day, not cr*p in the yard. He agreed. but as the day went on he really had to go and refused to go inside, so he did his business in the front yard. Just as he finished, the preacher drove up. Johnny rembering his promise to his mom quickly covered the fresh pile with his hat.
What's under the hat Johnny? said the preacher
Thinking very fast, Johnny said its the fastest bird in the world. I cant move the hat or he will escape. The preacher was currious of course so he persuaded johhny to move the hat. The preacher planned to to catch the bird as soon as Johnny lifted the hat.
"OK, preacher, but I'm telling you, he's fast." said Johnny.
Johnny lifted the hat and the preacher got a handful of cr*p.
Johnny said I told he was fast.



He's done sh*t and gone.


Answers: One day the preacher was coming over for dinner.
Mom begged Little Johnny to, just for 1 day, not cr*p in the yard. He agreed. but as the day went on he really had to go and refused to go inside, so he did his business in the front yard. Just as he finished, the preacher drove up. Johnny rembering his promise to his mom quickly covered the fresh pile with his hat.
What's under the hat Johnny? said the preacher
Thinking very fast, Johnny said its the fastest bird in the world. I cant move the hat or he will escape. The preacher was currious of course so he persuaded johhny to move the hat. The preacher planned to to catch the bird as soon as Johnny lifted the hat.
"OK, preacher, but I'm telling you, he's fast." said Johnny.
Johnny lifted the hat and the preacher got a handful of cr*p.
Johnny said I told he was fast.



He's done sh*t and gone.

poor smelly preacher.

STAR!!!!

THAT WAS A GOOD JOKE

hmmm i dunno about that one

:-)

Hahahaha...


I heard this joke loooooooooooooooooooooooooooong ago in my childhood.

Anyways, it was joke and childhood revisited...

Thanx...

lol

hahahahahahaha hehehehehehehehehe
hahahahahahahaha hehehehehehehe
i cant stop laughing

ha thats a good one



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