These Sorta Make Sense?!
Question: - I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now, but leave a message and I'll call when I'm out."
- I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how to get out.
- I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
- I have the world's largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it.
- I photocopied a mirror. Now I have an extra photocopy machine.
Answers: - I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now, but leave a message and I'll call when I'm out."
- I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how to get out.
- I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
- I have the world's largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it.
- I photocopied a mirror. Now I have an extra photocopy machine.
these are great!
Man, those are really good! I haven't heard any of them before, and if they truly are yours, you are funny, dude.