For (TEN POINTS), Can you make me laugh???!
Question: I need to hear the funniest barroom jokes you got!!! Any jokes will do but I want to hear some bar jokes and the funniest joke will pick up an easy 10 points...
Any joke can win...I just want to LAUGH?
Answers: I need to hear the funniest barroom jokes you got!!! Any jokes will do but I want to hear some bar jokes and the funniest joke will pick up an easy 10 points...
Any joke can win...I just want to LAUGH?
Nurse: Doctor, there is a blind man in the lobby that wishes to see you.
Doctor: Tell him I cure diseases but dont perform miracles.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she walk past the TV the whole episode over.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she stand on the weighing scale I can see my handphone number.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she climb the glass wall to see what’s on the other side.
Yo momma’s so fat, her polo shirt uses a real horse.
Yo momma’s so old, she knew the beetles when they were new kids on the block.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the sea, the whales thought she was family.
Yo momma’s so lame, even the wheelchair-guy’s jealous.
Yo momma’s so fat, by the time she learns how to jump, pigs will fly.
Yo momma’s so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the doctor's office, they weighed her on the Richter scale.
Yo momma’s so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo momma’s so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she demanded a refund because she was given a donut with a hole in it.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she stole a free sample.
sorry no bar jokes. but these are really good.
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cuppboard
to get her poor dog a bone,
when she bent over, Rover drove her
Old mother Hubbard got the bone.
my all time favorite...
what did the pan say to the tomato......?
dont get saucy with me
hahahahha saucy=sassy with a funny accent!!! (Ten points 4 me)
> > > > >A drunk walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and
orders a drink.
> > > > >Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He
gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest,
meanest, biker in the face and says:
> > > >"I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the
hallway buck naked, Man, she is one fine looking woman!
> > > >"The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies
are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop
of a hat.
> > > >The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on
with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"
>>>>>> >The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the
biker still says nothing.
> > > >The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll
tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"
> > > >At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the
shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says,
> > > >"Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk"
A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" – the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" – says the man. "Oh, what are you then? " The man says: - "I am a Saudi !" The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog.
have you heard the one about the guy who walk into the bar and triped?
so there was this guy... who walked into a bar... and triped!
ahahahahahahahahahaha
:D
So a jewish guy, a black guy, a homo, a Texan, an australian, a starving african child, a whore, George Bush, the ghost of christmas past, a mexican, and a commy walk into a bar.
Isn't the world diverse? lawllzzz