Still Alive?!
Question: A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.
They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then finally dies.
A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch the wall!"
Answers: A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.
They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then finally dies.
A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch the wall!"
omg now that is funny lol
haha
funny
10/10
star for you
haha cruel hubby or maybe nagging wife lol.
HAHAHA! that was pretty good
lol, thats funny !!!
I see potential, but it doesn't carry through.
I Dont Get It?
I had high hopes for this, but turns out it was just crap!
haha funny it was okay.
very good star4u
*lol* I like that one! ;p
I'll give you 8/10 pretty funny for a joke with out any form of sexual or discriminating references.
Brilliant
good one
lol
ur jokes rock!
hahaha~~!
u get me evri time!
lol
xx
one great comedian would say, " verrrrrry interrrrrresting...."
LOL! hallerious!!!
no coffin in the coffin.lol
Phew!
These pall bearers!!
They just give one small jarring and it is 10 long years for the poor man again!
ho ho ho brilliant