A big suprise funny or not.?!
Question: Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his
proposal of marriage as he was sensitive about his wooden leg and a
bit afraid no one would have him. In fact, he couldn`t bring himself
to tell his fiancee` about his leg when he slipped the ring on her
finger, nor when she bought the dress, nor when they picked the time
and place. All he kept saying was, "Darling, I`ve got a big surprise
for you," at which she blushed and smiled bewitchingly.
The wedding night came and went, and the young couple were at last
alone in their hotel room. "Now don`t forget, Harry, you promised me a
big surprise," said the bride.
Unable to say a word, Harry turned out the lights, unstrapped his
wooden leg, slipped into bed, and placed his wife`s hand on the stump.
"Hmmmmm," she said softly, "that IS a surprise. But pass me the
Vaseline and I`ll see what I can do!"
Answers: Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his
proposal of marriage as he was sensitive about his wooden leg and a
bit afraid no one would have him. In fact, he couldn`t bring himself
to tell his fiancee` about his leg when he slipped the ring on her
finger, nor when she bought the dress, nor when they picked the time
and place. All he kept saying was, "Darling, I`ve got a big surprise
for you," at which she blushed and smiled bewitchingly.
The wedding night came and went, and the young couple were at last
alone in their hotel room. "Now don`t forget, Harry, you promised me a
big surprise," said the bride.
Unable to say a word, Harry turned out the lights, unstrapped his
wooden leg, slipped into bed, and placed his wife`s hand on the stump.
"Hmmmmm," she said softly, "that IS a surprise. But pass me the
Vaseline and I`ll see what I can do!"
extremely hilarious!!!!star for you!
Good joke. lol
Very good. Its good to see it still doing the rounds after all these years
I'll change Harry to a pirate.This joke will work great with our pirate group. Thanks
where u gettin them from?
lol
nice.
lol.
hahaha.
It always depends what people have in mind , what they expect for , when they hear a surprise is awaiting for them.....A young bride could think of nothing else......, but ...........Sure, it's funny for a reader, but I suppose it was not funny for that couple.......ha ha ha ....
Ok the others were way better
LOL................hhhhh
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very good star4u
haha ha lol funny.....give some riddles...
lol funny
Good stuff! lol.
your jokes are way too long.