Dear Diary, star if you like.?!
Question: Aug. 12 - Moved to our new home in Canada. I am so excited. It's so
beautiful here. The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see
them with snow covering them.
Oct. 14 - Canada--it is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves
have turned all colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride
through the beautiful countryside and saw some deer. They are so
graceful. Certainly they are the most wonderful animals on earth. This
must be paradise. I love it here!
Nov. 11 - Remembrance Day. Deer season starts soon. I can't imagine
anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it snows soon. I
love it here!
Dec. 2 - It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed
with white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the
snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight
(I won). When the snow plough came by we had to shovel the driveway
again. What a beautiful place. I love Canada!
Dec. 12 - More snow last night. The snow plough did his trick again to
the driveway. I love it here.
Dec. 19 - More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to
get to work. It's beautiful here but I'm exhausted from shoveling.
F**king snow plough.
Dec. 22 - More of that white sh*t fell last night. I've got blisters
on my hands and a sore back from shoveling. I think the snow plough
hides around the corner until I'm done shoveling the driveway.
A**hole.
Dec. 25 - Merry F**king Christmas! More frigging snow. If I ever get
my hands on the sonovab**ch who drives the snow plough, I swear I'll
kill the bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads
to melt the f**king ice.
Dec. 27 - More white sh*t last night. Been inside for three days now
except for shoveling out the driveway after that snow plough goes
through every time. Can't go anywhere, the car's stuck in a mountain
of white sh*t and it's so frigging cold. The weatherman says to expect
another 10 inches of the sh*t again tonight. Do you know how many
shovels full of snow 10 inches is?
Dec. 28 - That f**king weatherman was wrong. We got 34 inches of the
sh*t this time. At this rate it won't melt before summer. The snow
plough got stuck up in the road and that bastard came to my door and
asked to borrow my shovel. After I told him that I had already broken
six shovels shoveling out all the sh*t he had pushed into my driveway,
I damn near broke my last one over his f**king head.
Jan. 4 - Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get
food and on my way back a damned deer ran in front of the car. Did
about $3,000 damage to the car. Those f**king beasts should be killed.
The bastards are everywhere. Wish the hunters had exterminated them
all last November.
May 3 - Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the
thing is rusted out from all that ******* salt they put all over the
roads.
May 10 - Moved to Florida. I can't imagine why anyone in their right
mind would ever want to live in such a God forsaken place as Canada!
Answers: Aug. 12 - Moved to our new home in Canada. I am so excited. It's so
beautiful here. The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see
them with snow covering them.
Oct. 14 - Canada--it is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves
have turned all colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride
through the beautiful countryside and saw some deer. They are so
graceful. Certainly they are the most wonderful animals on earth. This
must be paradise. I love it here!
Nov. 11 - Remembrance Day. Deer season starts soon. I can't imagine
anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it snows soon. I
love it here!
Dec. 2 - It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed
with white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the
snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight
(I won). When the snow plough came by we had to shovel the driveway
again. What a beautiful place. I love Canada!
Dec. 12 - More snow last night. The snow plough did his trick again to
the driveway. I love it here.
Dec. 19 - More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to
get to work. It's beautiful here but I'm exhausted from shoveling.
F**king snow plough.
Dec. 22 - More of that white sh*t fell last night. I've got blisters
on my hands and a sore back from shoveling. I think the snow plough
hides around the corner until I'm done shoveling the driveway.
A**hole.
Dec. 25 - Merry F**king Christmas! More frigging snow. If I ever get
my hands on the sonovab**ch who drives the snow plough, I swear I'll
kill the bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads
to melt the f**king ice.
Dec. 27 - More white sh*t last night. Been inside for three days now
except for shoveling out the driveway after that snow plough goes
through every time. Can't go anywhere, the car's stuck in a mountain
of white sh*t and it's so frigging cold. The weatherman says to expect
another 10 inches of the sh*t again tonight. Do you know how many
shovels full of snow 10 inches is?
Dec. 28 - That f**king weatherman was wrong. We got 34 inches of the
sh*t this time. At this rate it won't melt before summer. The snow
plough got stuck up in the road and that bastard came to my door and
asked to borrow my shovel. After I told him that I had already broken
six shovels shoveling out all the sh*t he had pushed into my driveway,
I damn near broke my last one over his f**king head.
Jan. 4 - Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get
food and on my way back a damned deer ran in front of the car. Did
about $3,000 damage to the car. Those f**king beasts should be killed.
The bastards are everywhere. Wish the hunters had exterminated them
all last November.
May 3 - Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the
thing is rusted out from all that ******* salt they put all over the
roads.
May 10 - Moved to Florida. I can't imagine why anyone in their right
mind would ever want to live in such a God forsaken place as Canada!
That was great, LMAO. lol.
ok...
What website are you copying all the jokes from?
On the jokes and riddles section you have almost 20 jokes posted in a short period of time. The joke section is flooded with your posts.
I was wondering if you read them before posting them...
Still No offence Just wondering
lol.
haha i live in MN USA i understand where ur comin from lol
too long cant be bothered to read all that
long, kinda funny, but untrue. canada's a beautiful place.
Find one about Ohio or California!
That was funny! *star* for you!
that was really long
I felt like that when i moved from CA to MN.
Your jokes are getting longer and longer. Lol
hahaha got relatives in canada so that was well funny thanks for the laugh
kinda long.
haha
that women is an ungrateful c**t
lol
I live in Canada and I know the feeling. This made me laugh! Love it. Would never want to live in Florida though... winter without snow just wouldn't be the same, no matter how irritating it gets over those four months...
very good star4u
the change is amazing!star for you!
dear diary......haha funny
nice. it took me a while to realize the gender of the speaker in the story