Cinderella at 75, funny or not.?!


Question: Cinderella is now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now
dead Prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the
world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for
companionship.
One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother.
Cinderella said "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all
these years?"
The Fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary
life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart
still yearns?"
Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful
consideration, and almost under her breath she uttered her first wish:
I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension."
Instantly, her rocking chair was turned into solid gold. Cinderella
was stunned. Bob, her old faithful cat, jumped off her lap and
scampered to the edge of the porch, quivering with fear.
Cinderella said, "Oh thank you, Fairy Godmother". The Fairy Godmother
replied "It is the least I can do. What does your heart want for your
second wish?"
Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said: "I wish I were
young and full of the beauty of youth again". At once, her wish became
reality, and her beautiful youthful visage returned. Cinderella felt
stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years. A long forgotten
vigor and vitality began to course through her.
Then the Fairy Godmother again spoke "You have one more wish, what
shall you have?"
Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says,"I
wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome
young man".
Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his
biological make-up, that when complete he stood before her, a man, so
beautiful the likes of which neither she nor the world had ever
seen,so fair indeed that birds began to fall from the sky at his feet.
The Fairy Godmother again spoke, "Congratulations, Cinderella. Enjoy
your new life."
And, with a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, she was gone.
For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's
eyes.
Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most stunningly perfect man
she had ever seen. Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat
transfixed in her rocking chair, and held her close in his young
muscular arms.
He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he
whispered, "I bet you regret having me neutered now, don't you?"


Answers: Cinderella is now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now
dead Prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the
world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for
companionship.
One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother.
Cinderella said "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all
these years?"
The Fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary
life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart
still yearns?"
Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful
consideration, and almost under her breath she uttered her first wish:
I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension."
Instantly, her rocking chair was turned into solid gold. Cinderella
was stunned. Bob, her old faithful cat, jumped off her lap and
scampered to the edge of the porch, quivering with fear.
Cinderella said, "Oh thank you, Fairy Godmother". The Fairy Godmother
replied "It is the least I can do. What does your heart want for your
second wish?"
Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said: "I wish I were
young and full of the beauty of youth again". At once, her wish became
reality, and her beautiful youthful visage returned. Cinderella felt
stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years. A long forgotten
vigor and vitality began to course through her.
Then the Fairy Godmother again spoke "You have one more wish, what
shall you have?"
Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says,"I
wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome
young man".
Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his
biological make-up, that when complete he stood before her, a man, so
beautiful the likes of which neither she nor the world had ever
seen,so fair indeed that birds began to fall from the sky at his feet.
The Fairy Godmother again spoke, "Congratulations, Cinderella. Enjoy
your new life."
And, with a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, she was gone.
For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's
eyes.
Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most stunningly perfect man
she had ever seen. Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat
transfixed in her rocking chair, and held her close in his young
muscular arms.
He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he
whispered, "I bet you regret having me neutered now, don't you?"

haha miew

lmao ha ha ha ha ha

No, it's not funny. The punchline was disappointing. A big build up then nothing.

haha

Very funny lol

Nah. Not that good/funny at all

On the contrary, I bet Cindy was very pleased. Nothing Like a Eunuch to keep you company ;-)

yeah kinda funny... not pee in your pants funny, but cute

pmsl very good thanks for the laugh

haha i chuckle at that

semi funny. heard it before

That was kinda funny kinda stupid, but I smiled.

ahhhh....LOL

I think i get it? does it mean getting him done so he cnt hav babies? if it does !


Heehee xx

lv yuhh xx

lozz xx

That is funny. Make more pleasssse?

lol

lol.

its.... okay. i chuckled

haha

You know, that ACTUALLY HAPPENED to my aunt, except it went a little differently.
For one, there was no cat. Or fairy godmother. It was Lord Voldemort that granted her wishes. He really is a sweetheart. Anyways, she had to, of course, first become a death eater. She wished for completely different things though. Her first wish was that she would be aloud to eat real sugar, as opposed to sugar twin.
Her second wish was that she and Bob (which, incidentally, is the name of the cat in YOUR story) would get married.
Her third wish was that she could go to the P.N.E. without wearing diapers.
Dear old Voldemort granted the wishes happily, for my aunt had been his most trustworthy follower, and even disposed of Argus Filch for him. Because Filch, being a squib, was a horrible threat.

haha oh dear golly

Lol i found it vry funny! Take care.

Now that's a Cinderella story for today's world. Star 4 U!

hahaha

lol

quite long.
not as funny as he others
but still sooooooooooooooo good
****star****

very good star4u

didn't get it but still keep the star

I was wondering where you were taking me on that one. Good one. lol.



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