Baseball for scotsman, funny or not.?!
Question: recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new
country, and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring, "Run....run!"
The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands
up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent, "R-r-run ya bahstard,
r-run will ya!"
A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased
with his knowledge of the game, screams, "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run
will ya!"
The next batter holds his swing at three and two and as the ump calls
a walk. The Scotsman stands up yelling: "R-r-run ya Bahstard,
r-r-run!"
All the surrounding fans chuckle quietly and he sits down confused. A
friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment whispers, "He doesn't have to
run, he got four balls."
The Scotsman yells even louder, "Walk with pr-r-ride man! Walk with
pr-r-ride!"
Answers: recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new
country, and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring, "Run....run!"
The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands
up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent, "R-r-run ya bahstard,
r-run will ya!"
A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased
with his knowledge of the game, screams, "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run
will ya!"
The next batter holds his swing at three and two and as the ump calls
a walk. The Scotsman stands up yelling: "R-r-run ya Bahstard,
r-r-run!"
All the surrounding fans chuckle quietly and he sits down confused. A
friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment whispers, "He doesn't have to
run, he got four balls."
The Scotsman yells even louder, "Walk with pr-r-ride man! Walk with
pr-r-ride!"
hehe funny *
wow lmao :)
lol.
Great joke thanks
hahaha,funny
Haha!! Very good!
im sorry im english so i dont know the rules of baseball so obviously i dont get the joke, sorry, you can have a star anyway
haha!stupid scotsman!star for you!