All blue, star if funny.?!
Question: "I think I have a problem, Doc," says a patient. "One of my balls has
turned blue."
The doctor examines the man briefly and concludes that the patient
will die if he doesn't have his testicle removed.
"Are you crazy?!" bursts the patient. "How could I let you do such a
thing to me!"
"You want to die?" asks the doctor rhetorically, at which point the
patient has to agree to have his testicle removed.
Two weeks after the operation, the patient comes back. "Doc, I don't
know how to say this, but the other ball has turned blue, too."
Again, the doctor tells him that if he wants to live, his other
testicle must be cut off, too. Again, the man is very reluctant to the
idea.
"Hey, you want to die?" asks the doctor, and the patient has to agree
with the operation. After two weeks of being testicle-less, the
patient returns to the doctor and says, "I think something is very
wrong with me. My penis is now completely blue."
After briefly examining the patient, the doctor gives him the bad
news: If he wants to live, his penis has to go. Of course, the patient
does not want to hear about it.
"You want to die?" asks the doctor.
"But...how do I pee?"
"We'll install a plastic pipe, and there will be no problem." So the
patient has his penis removed, and, a while after the operation, the
unfortunate man enters the doctor's office again. He is very angry.
"Doctor, the plastic pipe turned blue!"
"What?"
"Can you tell me what the hell is happening??"
The doctor examines the patient more carefully and says, "Hmmm, I
don't know. Could it be the jeans?"
Answers: "I think I have a problem, Doc," says a patient. "One of my balls has
turned blue."
The doctor examines the man briefly and concludes that the patient
will die if he doesn't have his testicle removed.
"Are you crazy?!" bursts the patient. "How could I let you do such a
thing to me!"
"You want to die?" asks the doctor rhetorically, at which point the
patient has to agree to have his testicle removed.
Two weeks after the operation, the patient comes back. "Doc, I don't
know how to say this, but the other ball has turned blue, too."
Again, the doctor tells him that if he wants to live, his other
testicle must be cut off, too. Again, the man is very reluctant to the
idea.
"Hey, you want to die?" asks the doctor, and the patient has to agree
with the operation. After two weeks of being testicle-less, the
patient returns to the doctor and says, "I think something is very
wrong with me. My penis is now completely blue."
After briefly examining the patient, the doctor gives him the bad
news: If he wants to live, his penis has to go. Of course, the patient
does not want to hear about it.
"You want to die?" asks the doctor.
"But...how do I pee?"
"We'll install a plastic pipe, and there will be no problem." So the
patient has his penis removed, and, a while after the operation, the
unfortunate man enters the doctor's office again. He is very angry.
"Doctor, the plastic pipe turned blue!"
"What?"
"Can you tell me what the hell is happening??"
The doctor examines the patient more carefully and says, "Hmmm, I
don't know. Could it be the jeans?"
hahaha poor guy!!!! shouldve just taken a rally good shower!!!
star!
Your other jokes were better. This one is good though too.
Thats well funny. lol.
the best of the day, i swear
That's sad. poor guy! Funny
???
hahahaha funny lol
hahaha,funny
oh my god, the stupid doc has ruined the man's life!
star for you!
very good star4u
hehe