Whats your dads job?? give it a star if you think its funny ta!?!
Question: Little Johnny was in his nursery class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical
answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman.
Johnny, however, was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the
teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all
his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's
really good, he'll go out to the alley with some screaming ***
and take it up the ****."
The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some
colouring and took little Johnny aside to ask him,
"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Johnny, "he really plays for "Manchester United", but
I was too embarrassed to say"
Answers: Little Johnny was in his nursery class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical
answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman.
Johnny, however, was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the
teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all
his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's
really good, he'll go out to the alley with some screaming ***
and take it up the ****."
The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some
colouring and took little Johnny aside to ask him,
"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Johnny, "he really plays for "Manchester United", but
I was too embarrassed to say"
lol excellent.
10/10 and starred.
lmao, very good! well done!
thats funny,very good,star*
WOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO! THAT'S CRAZIII
hahaha snigger you got me giggling anyway
Very very very old but still OK i suppose
oh the gunners will love that
lol...but are you trying to say Man U are an embarrassing team?
:(
...funny nonetheless - star for you!!!
I guess if I were British and actually knew about Manchester United, I would think it would be hilarious. I'm just thinking what us Americans would say in place of Manchester United - any ideas?
lol heard it b4 but dat well funny
The dad must get a lot of money....I have to admit, it is a good team.
keep on rocking no8!!star*
ha ha very good thanks
S'alright. Not the funniest though.