A BeD FoR ThE NIgHT??!
Question: Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.
They loaded up Jack's mini van and headed north. After
driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible
blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the
attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend
the night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this
huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she
explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you
stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the
barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first
light." The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to
the barn and settled in for the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their
way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from
an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but
he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that
attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you
remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at
on our ski holiday up North?"
"Yes, I do." said Bob
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up
to the house and pay her a visit?"
"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out.
"I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her
your name?"
Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm
afraid I did. Why do you ask?
"She just died and left me everything."
Answers: Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.
They loaded up Jack's mini van and headed north. After
driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible
blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the
attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend
the night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this
huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she
explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you
stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the
barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first
light." The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to
the barn and settled in for the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their
way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from
an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but
he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that
attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you
remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at
on our ski holiday up North?"
"Yes, I do." said Bob
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up
to the house and pay her a visit?"
"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out.
"I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her
your name?"
Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm
afraid I did. Why do you ask?
"She just died and left me everything."
i, got this in the end, very funny!!star*
mmmm sex or lots of money let me think...
SHOW ME THE MONEY !!!
ROFL! The expression on Bob's face would-be priceless!
That's really funny. Put some more like this on here.
lol!heacky nawl
hahaha,very funny
Sucks for Bob huh? LMAO~! Good one!
Lol, that's hilarious!
thats awesome!!! thats one of the best jokes i've read all day, if i could star u twice, i totally would!!!!ROTFLMAO
LOL that's funny. * 4 u.
hahaha very funny
10/10
starred.
lol great
i'll have to nick that 1
funny ha ha
omg how unexpected...i was sure she had a baby or something! hahaha bob must have been shocked!
skiing my ***!!loads of money!!keep on rocking no8*
Sucks for Bob!
Nice one! More please.
That's really funny. Put some more like this on here