Absolute cracker 7............hahahahah!?!
Question: One middle-aged lady had a car accident. The police nearby quickly came to the spot. The lady was crying. The police couldn't see any bleeding. So he was asking ARE YOU ALRIGHT? She was still crying no reply. The police asked some more questions but she kept crying.
Then the police took the walkie-talkie and started talking to his head-quarter.
''Hello, number 420 speaking, from Woodland, An accident just happened,''
lady was still crying.
police kept talking
''A lady with a black mercedes''
lady was on her best.
''white lady, looks like a lawyer.''
lady was STILL crying.
''and her age is about 35''
the lady bursted out, "Oi! I'm 32.''
Answers: One middle-aged lady had a car accident. The police nearby quickly came to the spot. The lady was crying. The police couldn't see any bleeding. So he was asking ARE YOU ALRIGHT? She was still crying no reply. The police asked some more questions but she kept crying.
Then the police took the walkie-talkie and started talking to his head-quarter.
''Hello, number 420 speaking, from Woodland, An accident just happened,''
lady was still crying.
police kept talking
''A lady with a black mercedes''
lady was on her best.
''white lady, looks like a lawyer.''
lady was STILL crying.
''and her age is about 35''
the lady bursted out, "Oi! I'm 32.''
Lmao, love it.
Good. But, there is too much of build up to crack a simple joke.
dont mean to be rude but....... is that it?
hahahaha