Tell me a joke please I need something to cheer me up?!
Question: I'll e-mail you my savings account statement for last month...you'll get a good laugh out of it.
Answers: I'll e-mail you my savings account statement for last month...you'll get a good laugh out of it.
well my boyfriend he destroyed my kitchen and he was trying to make an omelet imagine what was going to happen if he was going to cook something else
Guy walks into a bar..."OW!"
...sorry...only thing I could think of at the moment. :(
The chair, it walk along the street, with the shoes, la la la la la, the chair, he is walking!
watch this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BtNN6M97...
gotta love the japanese prank shows :)
"Hey! why have you got a steering wheel down your pants"
"I don't know, but it's driving me nuts"
An elephant meets a camel & asks why have you got t*ts on your back ? Thats f*ckn rich,comin from a fat c*nt with a c*ck on his face.
Two blondes walk into a bar
Well you think at least one of them would of seen it!!!
Phone answering machine ; if you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key'.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but couldn't find any.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
Enjoy. All the best
A mother astonishingly finds her kid jumping and asks him, "Why r u jumping ?"
"Because I swallowed the cough syrup without shaking the bottle", answers the kid.
This will make more since if you say it out loud:
How do you catch a polar bear?
Cut a hole in the ice and line it with peas. Then when the bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the icehole.