Bunch of small 10 jokes...don't star if u don't like?!
Question: 1. DONATION
1st: my uncle donated all his property to an orphanage before he died.
2nd: WOW! God bless him. So what did he donate?
3rd: Nothing much really; 5 sons and 6 daughters.
2. KIDNAP!!!
1st: You know what happened? Some people kidnapped my mother-in law.
2nd: What are you saying?
1st: Yeah, it’s true and they phoned me saying that if we don’t give them 25000 pounds, they’ll return her back
3. WINNER!
Husband came back home with a cup made of gold in his hand.
Wife: WOW, you won the cup?
Husband (laughing): Yeah, I won it. It was a good race.
Wife: Race? WOW, so who did u beat?
Husband: Yeah, 2 ppl. I was 1st, Police was second and 3rd one was the owner of the cup.
4. BULB AND BEER (NO OFFENCE)
1st: How many Americans do we need to change a light bulb?
2nd: 1
1st: Nope, 40
2nd: How?
1st: One will be putting the bulb in the holder, and the rest 39 will be drinking beer until the room starts whirling.
5. GHOST OF ELVIS PRISLEY
Ghost: You know who I am, I am th
Answers: 1. DONATION
1st: my uncle donated all his property to an orphanage before he died.
2nd: WOW! God bless him. So what did he donate?
3rd: Nothing much really; 5 sons and 6 daughters.
2. KIDNAP!!!
1st: You know what happened? Some people kidnapped my mother-in law.
2nd: What are you saying?
1st: Yeah, it’s true and they phoned me saying that if we don’t give them 25000 pounds, they’ll return her back
3. WINNER!
Husband came back home with a cup made of gold in his hand.
Wife: WOW, you won the cup?
Husband (laughing): Yeah, I won it. It was a good race.
Wife: Race? WOW, so who did u beat?
Husband: Yeah, 2 ppl. I was 1st, Police was second and 3rd one was the owner of the cup.
4. BULB AND BEER (NO OFFENCE)
1st: How many Americans do we need to change a light bulb?
2nd: 1
1st: Nope, 40
2nd: How?
1st: One will be putting the bulb in the holder, and the rest 39 will be drinking beer until the room starts whirling.
5. GHOST OF ELVIS PRISLEY
Ghost: You know who I am, I am th
good jokes....I like it. And star for you
Haha!
How many british does it take to screw in a ligthbulb?
the entire population
noone just knows how to do it up there in accent land
i dont like a few of them .some of them are disrespectful.
i thought that some of them were funny....and some were stupid
alright best 1 was the kidnap 1
some were bad but some good