Yea or Nay...? (Compliments of Sir Rich)?!


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A man comes home from a late night out at a new, fancy club. He's slightly intoxicated to say the least, and his wife is a bit doubtful of some his claims. He goes on to talk about how the door knobs are made of gold, how the silverware is made of gold, and finally how even the urinals are made of gold. After he passes out from his longwinded rantings, the wife becomes incredulous about his claims and decides to put an end to it. She calls up the new club and starts to question the man who answers. "Is it true, that your door knobs are made of gold," the wife asks. The bartender replies, "Yes ma'am, 100% real." A bit surprised, but still confident it isn't true, she continues on, asking, "Is it true that your tableware is also made of gold?" Again he responds, "That would be correct." Indignant, she asks, "My husband said that your urinals are made of gold, is that true too?!" There is a brief pause on the other end of the line, as the bartender asks loudly enough for the wife to hear, "Hey John I think we found the guy who peed in your saxophone."


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A man comes home from a late night out at a new, fancy club. He's slightly intoxicated to say the least, and his wife is a bit doubtful of some his claims. He goes on to talk about how the door knobs are made of gold, how the silverware is made of gold, and finally how even the urinals are made of gold. After he passes out from his longwinded rantings, the wife becomes incredulous about his claims and decides to put an end to it. She calls up the new club and starts to question the man who answers. "Is it true, that your door knobs are made of gold," the wife asks. The bartender replies, "Yes ma'am, 100% real." A bit surprised, but still confident it isn't true, she continues on, asking, "Is it true that your tableware is also made of gold?" Again he responds, "That would be correct." Indignant, she asks, "My husband said that your urinals are made of gold, is that true too?!" There is a brief pause on the other end of the line, as the bartender asks loudly enough for the wife to hear, "Hey John I think we found the guy who peed in your saxophone."

Saxophone= urinals = GOLD!!!
AND a GOLD STAR (*)

hilarious

*-*" ->???(last line)

funny lol



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