Larry wakes up with a hangover?!
Question: Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Larry looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean.
So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating.
Larry asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Larry asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"
Answers: Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Larry looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean.
So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating.
Larry asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Larry asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"
very good,almost as good as unbelievable hahahaha
Brilliant
ahahaha!
Is this supposed to be a joke?
lol thats cute
Thats awesome!
ha that took me a while to get im so slow
hehe i like it its funny
yay for you
lol 8)
Great one. So there still is some honor left after all.
good one
];)
wow, thats funny!!! I have to tell my husband that joke!! Lets hope he is like Larry! Thanks for passing on a good laugh and smiles! = )
lol tffw
fuckin deadly.. i no wat im doin nxt time i come in drunk haha
that's good ^^
That's Awsome!!!! Kudos to you!!!
awwwwwww i love this.
Nice one Sparky...You certainly have got the right name
Talk about saying the right thing at the right time, eh?
excellent star4u
awww...
hahahaha
Heard it 2 days ago! LOL!
that has got to be a star,, if i had my way it would be twenty stars
That has got to be the funniest thing I've heard a while. And classic!! I love it!! Star for you!
Drunks have morals too. Drinking is no problem; you drink, get drunk, fall down; no problem.
Larry probably took a cab, and they are a not as easy to swallow as a couple of aspirin.
You left the lol meter running on this one!
Awwww! That was awesome! =^)
haha funny lol
hahahahahaha That is soo funny!! thanks for a good laugh
I like it thanks
good un lol