Wedding Time?!
Question: A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But officer," the man began, "I can explain."
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say," "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding... He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
Answers: A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But officer," the man began, "I can explain."
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say," "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding... He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
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i like.
Very good
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not very funny
oh girl...i like this...
I ******* hate corrupt police anyways.
funny
lol best one i had today
lol.
this is funny.
i like it.
funny
very good star4u
Good joke thanks
Nice! lol
That one is hilarious. lol
well THAT officer is in some deep doodie, huh? LOL
funny.
haha funny lol
Ahhhhhh! Somebody's gonna get it!! LOL
hahahahaha I like it thanks